It seems sometimes that dreams really do come true. Sometimes nightmares do as well, and if the rumour mill is to be believed, Jessica Alba has herpes, joining other notable herpetic glitterati, such as Paris Hilton.
Apparently, Jessica used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater who plays for the NY Yankees.
Well, a source who reportedly worked for Cash Warren says,
“I had to refill Jessica’s Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.”
You know what this means don’t you? All of his other famous relationships could now be herpetic buckets of infection: Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. That means Justin Timberlake could now have it too!
Of course, it could just be a malicious rumour fabricated in someone’s sick mind because Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren but I’m not taking any chances – I’m definitely scoring a few names from my ‘to-do’ list!