Thanks to television and Hollywood movies I have come to the conclusion that;
- Everyone but me can hotwire any vehicle
- Everyone but me drives a car that will keep going after smashing through steel gates and jumping over an open drawbridge
- Everyone but me leaves their spare keys above the sun visor
- Everyone but me can shoot the eyebrows from a fly at 100 metres
- Everyone but me can throw a knife with deadly accuracy
- Everyone but me can snap an opponent’s neck like a twig with a single twist
- Everyone but me can knock out any opponent with a single blow
- Everyone but me hack into the CIA’s computers using nothing except an electronic calculator
- Everyone but me can open any locked door using a credit card or a paperclip
- Everyone but me has a sculpted body, a sixpack and perfectly chiselled features
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