In a shocking display of injustice, a paedophile who admitted 24 counts of indecent assault and gross indecency on 13 different victims, including an 18-month-old toddler, walked free from court today.

Jehovah’s Witness,
Michael Porter, of Okehampton Close, north London, was sentenced by Judge Tom Crowther at Bristol Crown Court to three years of community rehabilitation.
But Porter’s own sister, Tina Hughes, said: “I am absolutely disgusted. He should not have walked free. “He has lost nothing. We have to tell the victims we have got no closure. He is an evil person. He is not human.”
This is not justice - it is a travesty. The judge should be sacked as he is clearly unfit for the position he holds! This case shoud be appealed and the monster should get a life sentence, which is nothing less than he deserves!
August 23rd, 2007
It seems sometimes that dreams really do come true. Sometimes nightmares do as well, and if the rumour mill is to be believed, Jessica Alba has herpes, joining other notable herpetic glitterati, such as Paris Hilton.

Apparently,
Jessica used to date
Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater who plays for the
NY Yankees.
Well, a source who reportedly worked for
Cash Warren says,
“I had to refill Jessica’s Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.”



You know what this means don’t you? All of his other famous relationships could now be herpetic buckets of infection:
Mariah Carey,
Vanessa Minnillo and most recently
Jessica Biel. That means
Justin Timberlake could now have it too!
Of course, it could just be a malicious rumour fabricated in someone’s sick mind because Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren but I’m not taking any chances - I’m definitely scoring a few names from my ‘to-do’ list!
Reports of Jessica Alba having herpes:
FemaleFirst.co.uk
OutsidetheBeltway
August 17th, 2007